wouldn’t mind waking up to that tbh
i love that this sexicano has a silly side
carra being awesome during liverpool’s field trip train journey for the atletico game. pity nanda wasn’t there… who was stevie’s partner for the buddy system?
I have a love/hate relationship with Twitter, but the recent (hipster) trending topic creates indie football names, or #IndieFootyNames, based on indie artists’ names is brilliant. My personal contribution to the trend was “Arsene Wenger in Helsinki” (instead of Architecture in Helsinki). My favourite “Top Class #IndieFootyNames Tweets” are below. Enjoy!*
Safari647 Kings of Lionel Messi
Futfanatico Yaya la tengo
epox_y Ledley Kings of Leon, OK GoAL, Freekick Murphys
B_C_Richardson The Shin(guard)s
fistedaway And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Hleb
mustreadsoccer Thom Yorke City F.C.
eunrose Death Cab for Guti
theoffside R.E.M.erson
NikNoCee Vampire Weekend Football Fixtures
Hahahaha My favourite has to be Death Cab for Guti. Arsene Wenger in Helsinki is pretty amazing as well. Anyone have any ideas? I’m drawing a blank.
I throw instant mash at Carrick, he say not be stupid, I throw more, he get angry, says STOP IT, I throw whole plate, he go tell Mike Phelan
New 80 gallon lobster tank installed, with 33 fresh lobsters - i save biggest on for champions league win
You become coach of manchester i teach you french, okay! then i become the special one, Evra is the best @MrJoseMourinho
Becoming disillusioned with football, planning to follow my dream and open a dog grooming salon.
West Ham put up no fight but their supporters were great. Zola shouted ‘you played great son’. Turns out he was talking to Stevie behind me.
Every time I see Ryan I do a cool hip hop type handshake with him. Let him know I’m a diverse skipper. Think he appreciates it like.
Lads let me out, @lucas_leiva thought it was cruel & started crying. I love that boy - fact.
portuguese people being cute
if i were a gay man, i would do gerard pique
if i were a straight man, i would do gerard pique
if i were transsexual, i would do gerard pique
if i were bisexual, i would do gerard pique
if i were a lesbian, i would do gerard pique
if i were a meerkat, i would do gerard pique
if i were a humpback whale, i would do gerard pique
if i were cesc fabregas, i would do gerard pique
sadly, i’m a straight female, but i would still do gerard pique
"godotwasthere via ontd_football
Peruvian striker Roberto Silva
funny goal celebration